• Office Udder
  • Office Udder
  • Office Udder
  • Office Udder
  • Office Udder
  • Office Udder
  • Office Udder

Office Udder

Regular price £9.99
Unit price per

We know what you’re thinking… A workplace fidget toy that’s shaped like a miniature cow boob – that’s gonna land you in HR quicker than you can say suspended without pay!

But hold your horses (or cows?). This squishy stress management toy goes under your desk and under the radar – offering the most discreet tug without actually wanking working from home.

The silicone suction cup ensures the Office Udder stays solid no matter what you put it through. A tug, a pull, a squeeze – this sucker ain’t going anywhere.

So next time your boss is milking you for a deadline, reach out and let the satisfyingly squeezable silicone ease your executive stress. No one will ever know 😉

  • A discreet fidget toy for dignified stress relief
  • Tug, pull, and squeeze without your boss knowing
  • The stress management toy for the busy exec
  • Milk your way to Employee of the Month!

Word on the street

  • ★★★★★
    “Exceptional customer service. Could not be better!”
    Charlotte, Reviewer
  • ★★★★★
    “100% would recommend. The product was delivered super fast and the sales rep very helpfully amended the contact email address for me when needed.”
    Barbora, Reviewer
  • ★★★★★
    “Fast delivery and hilarious gift!”
    Poppy, Reviewer
  • ★★★★★
    "Brilliant service, my order came fast, well packed and just as described. A++++++ from me."
    Marcus, Reviewer