Office Udder
We know what you’re thinking… A workplace fidget toy that’s shaped like a miniature cow boob – that’s gonna land you in HR quicker than you can say suspended without pay!
But hold your horses (or cows?). This squishy stress management toy goes under your desk and under the radar – offering the most discreet tug without actually wanking working from home.
The silicone suction cup ensures the Office Udder stays solid no matter what you put it through. A tug, a pull, a squeeze – this sucker ain’t going anywhere.
So next time your boss is milking you for a deadline, reach out and let the satisfyingly squeezable silicone ease your executive stress. No one will ever know 😉
Features
- A discreet fidget toy for dignified stress relief
- Tug, pull, and squeeze without your boss knowing
- The stress management toy for the busy exec
- Milk your way to Employee of the Month!
More Info
- Dimensions: 7.3 x 7 x 7.5 cm
- Weight: 121 g
- Contents: 1 silicone Office Udder
- Ages: 3+
Delivery
🇬🇧 UK
Orders placed before 3 pm will be flying out the door the same day! Orders placed after 3 pm or at the weekend will be dispatched the next working day. Delivery is charged at:
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Standard Delivery - £3.99
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Express Delivery - £4.99
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Orders over £25 - FREE Standard Delivery 🎉
🌏 International shipping
Orders will be dispatched within 48 hours. International delivery is charged at:
🇪🇺 Europe - £8.50
🇺🇲 USA & 🇨🇦 Canada - $15.00-$24.00 (depending on weight)
🌏 Rest of the World - £14.99
For more shipping details, check out our FAQ page.
